Midfielder Rankings, Week 22
Before we get into the top 11 midfielders for Week 22, let me axe y'all a question. Who would you rather have Eden Hazard or Alexis Sánchez? You can't answer both, even if you own both. It's a tough...
View ArticleForward Rankings, Week 22
So the biggest question I keep hearing is predominantly about one thing, and one thing only...and I will finally answer it now. Yes, they are bugle boy jeans and they are most certainly comfortable. I...
View ArticleStart ‘Em, Sit ‘Em: Week 22
So, as we do every match day, we’re giving you our loves and hates for this week in a segment called Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em. You should know the drill but if you don’t, we each pick one option from...
View ArticleMatchweek 22, Previews
I don't know how many of you agree with me but Week 21 kicked ass. We had Alexis' gem, a couple of upsets, and 5 of the ten games were decided by a single goal. I'd like to sit here and tell you that...
View ArticleGrocery List, Part 4: January Transfer Needs For Every Team
So the end is neigh my friends. We've reached the fourth and final installment of our January Transfer need list for each team in the Premiership. Up to this point very few teams have addressed the...
View ArticleDefender Rankings, Week 23
It's like The Day After Tomorrow with this week's rankings, or also known as Week 1 after WC. Yeah, we are getting all biblical with the defenders this week. If you aren't good and don't behave, I...
View ArticleForward Rankings, Week 23
The rankings this week were supposed to be nice and easy. Diego Costa on top, because he hates being a power-bottom type fantasy option. Then he has to go all stomp on Emre Can, and will be facing...
View ArticleDefender Rankings, Week 24
It's a tough week for defenders. Some tough matches against equally tough opponents have totally neutralized my powers of defensive persuasion. Luckily, there are three fixtures that you can or...
View ArticleTransfer Monday, Week 25
It's a fast one this week, so put some Bonnie Tyler on and keep turning around. Or you could just get totally eclipsed by the heart, which sounds like it's for saps and suckers. This is footie no time...
View ArticleStart ‘Em, Sit ‘Em, Week 25
So, as we do every match day, we’re giving you our loves and hates for this week in a segment called Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em. You should know the drill but if you don’t, we each pick one option from...
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